Palin kid drops baby!

Alright, so the election is over and we can all say what we really feel. Now I'm aware that the title of this is deceptive but I have to ask...did you cringe like I did every time you saw the youngest Palin daughter holding her brother? The whole family proceeded with walking like nothing was wrong with this. There isn't anything wrong with it if it's done occasionally but every time I turned on the TV that kid was holding the baby. Aren't there laws against this? Better yet, why the HELL aren't those kids in school anyway? Let me guess...homeschoolers. Figures.

Can you say O B A M A?

Can you say O B A M A? Apparently, Chris Rock believes Bill Clinton has a hard time with the word. Once again, his comical banter will have you laughing uncontrollably...even if you're a Republican.

TWO CENT LADY is BacK!!!

So, I've been gone awhile--just living life--but fear not my faithful readers (or those of you passing by on your way to smuttville) I am back with renewed interest and vigor. I can say with certainty, Two Cent Lady has a lot to say. So, as you sit in your sandwiched cubicle killing time doing "work," be ready and afraid. Be very afraid.

To Old for Myspace?

Due to a high number of friends asking to "glance at my MYSPACE page," I--a thirtyish, left-handed woman--have been forced and urged to create a page. Okay...okay, maybe not forced but my hand was slightly twisted. Now, let it be known , I have nothing against Myspace. It's just I can remember when the darn thing was created and it seemed...well, it seemed like a place for junior high and high school babes. Even now, when you look at everyone "tagging" sites, it reminds me of my crew signing my high school yearbook. Yet the pages I've visited are pretty much the domain of bonafide "grown folk" or people in their thirties. So what does this mean? Is Myspace becoming a haven for adults who want to entertain the kid within or is it becoming a legitimate extension of glorified e-mail? I haven't even touched the issue of all the sales pitches...everyone is a singer now. What do you think?

Are You a Google Stalker?

I must make a confession...I GOOGLE everything and everyone. From the smallest, never-heard-of-it gadget to my latest celebrity obsession. Google has become my phone book, dictionary, almanac, boredom distractor and everything in between. So is there a fine line between being an information hound and just a plain old stalker? Most likely...yes. Yet, if you are like me, I merely retrieve the information "just because I can." It's a fun game of sorts--nothing becomes of it. I know that may sound lame but hey... it is what it is. Once I Googled a male suitor and was able to retrieve info on his siblings and their addresses, his parents and their places of work, various membership listings, etc...In fact, approximately three hours later I knew that his parents had uncollected money (roughly $1500) from their city. At first, I decided to tell him the good news but then later realized how was I going to tell him that I was tracking him and his family? Of course, I realize I'm not the only one. So what or who do you GOOGLE every five minutes?

Top 9 Sexy NFL Quarterbacks

Now this wasn't an easy task to do--going thru droves of pics--but someone had to do it. After all, the Superbowl is nearing upon us and I want everyone to be properly equipped with a little football knowledge. So here's the list of the TOP 9 Sexiest NFL Quarterbacks:
1. Tom Brady...Who knew a "butt" chin could make you look so sexy.
2. Ben Roethlisberger...Yeah, I'm a little bias but so what?
3. Brett Favre...He actually gets better the older he gets.
4. Matt Leinart...Bonafied pretty boy.
5. Donovan Mcnabb...They make not like you in Philly but we got mad
love for you.
6. Alex Smith...Who is this guy?
7. Charlie Batch...Such beautiful "baby-like" skin.
8. Kyle Boller...Again, who is this guy?
9. Tony Romo...Was on the fence with this one but those dimples
pulled me in.

Are glasses Sexy?

Lately, I've been wondering about the concept of "being sexy" and--since I've opted to wear my eyeglasses instead of my usual contacts--I couldn't help but wonder the age old question 'do men make passes at girls who wear glasses?'Pictured above are some of my favorite smart-but-sexy girls (Tina Fey, Janeane Garofalo and Lisa Loeb)who exemplify my point...I guess. What do you think?

Hooray for Big Ben!

I'd just like to congratulate Ben Roethlisberger (Pittsburgh Steelers) better known as "my babies daddy" for making the PRO BOWL. Anyway, this should be fun for you after you WIN the SUPERBOWL. Oops...did I speak to soon? Well, cats out the bag now.